Archive for the 'Bosses' Category

16
Apr
09

effing hero of hyrule!

I WON I WON I WON!! I BEAT IT!

I stabbed around until I found Ganon and then once he turned red I shot him with the silver arrow as MY HEART EXPLODED WITH PRIDE.

It only took me four months!

I hear the next one is awful, but I will forge ahead bravely.

12
Apr
09

gohma? more like coma!

I beat Dungeon 6 finally! Gohma is easy, and I shot her with an arrow in the eye that looked like it hurt.

OK on to level 7, where I have to figure out what happens where fairies don’t live or whatever. ENOUGH OF THIS CRYPTIC BS, OLD MAN. I WILL FIND YOUR SECRETS.

30
Mar
09

Gleeok is an Asshole

loz-gleeok

I had trouble beating Gleeok the Neverending Dragon in whatever dungeon he showed up first…4 maybe? Anyway, now I’m in dungeon 6 (THE DRAGON!) and the guy now has three heads and is hella pissed.

Encouragement and help?




Worst Zelda Player Ever

Here is where I slog through the foreign land that is Nintendo and attempt to play all the Zelda games everyone else I know has long since mastered. Give me your advice!

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